It's that time of year again when my less desirable facebook 'friends' start to upload their pictures from their awful looking holidays. (You people know who you are). You know the sort of places.. the ones where the working class and the chlamydia ridden flock to (Magaluf, Ayia napa, Benidorm, Faliraki etc etc). I can't help but wonder if I am missing out on valuable life experience here.. Maybe i should be out there oranged up to the eyeballs in fake bake wearing a small fluro tutu that shows my cellulite covered ass cheeks. And lets not forget the finishing touch, a t-shirt with 'girls on tour' on the front and a quirky nickname on the back, ie Randy Ria (Alliteration is always popular).
Me and my friend Jade have entertained the idea of going on one of these 18-30 holidays as a kind of ironic protest, to say how shit it is but still take part. Jade even came up with a competition idea where the one of us that comes back with the rarest STD would win. But at the end of the day, I'm just way too stylish and way too cultured for this kind of behaviour.. and I'd like to keep my perfectly clean vag crab free.
(Disclaimer: This picture is not from one of my facebook friends, it did however show up in a google search and came off of a girls myspace. I think i googled magaluf skanks.)
