Homoerotic

Ash and James are officially the cutest gay couple since Colin and Justin. To be young and in love.. sigh..

A history of my hair in 30 photos

The disgusting hippie braids.. and yes this I have a dirty tan.

The non conforming emo kids.

The myspace generation.. yes I am smoking a ciggie.. and yes.. that is a bullet for my valentine t-shirt. rock and roll.


The home dye attempt at looking 'burlesque'.

The side quiff, complete with ugly face, and fringe hong cut with fabric scissors.

The red undercut, i quite liked this one, and yes i wore a bin liner out on the hottest day of summer.

The really manky brown.

The asymetric manky red. My gran has this pic framed in her house for some reason.

The power dyke look, lily looks so lovely in comparison!

The home dye custard head.

The oh god yes Shaun finally came to london with toner!

The blue shampoo days.

The why wear one afro wig when you can wear two?

The translucent lilac.

The faded lilac.. big fan of this colour!

The aysymetric mop.

The less said about this the better.

The british girl in new york.. my hair is somewhat overlooked hair as Benji's is just too amazing for words.

The nintendo antionette.

The absolute peedo chic.

The stolen off a rancid tranny.

The punk rock lesbo.

The haircut I miss the most.

The grey british chic parisian

The bubblegum quiff.

The messy crop.

The 80's crimp.

The baby pink quiff, complete with foliage.

The bowl, complete with my fringe twin Alice.

It's a strong look

Ok, so I actually copied the idea for this blog from James. His blog 'looks' got me thinking about how much effort we used to put into going out.. I miss those days! The days of waking up with a pillow covered in fake blood and white face paint. Those were good times, I miss the debauchery. Maybe it's just because I moved away from East London. I feel limited in my creativity in this one horse town.. If I strutted into my local 'barracuda' wearing an outfit this aggressively fit I would certainly be in for a beating...

So here's a collection of my favorite looks... Shoreditch tragedies or fashion icons? Who cares, it was so much fun at the time!

So bored, i want to die

Being in partial quarantine is such a bore, I haven't left the house in 5 days and I'm starting to go crazy. I have watched every DVD involving Paul Rudd and Seth Rogen that I own.. (Seth Rogen was deffo hotter when he was fatter, I just wanna feed him up..) I also read the last Harry Potter book again and still thought it was as genius as the first time I read it.. Potter mania is still well and truly revived, I ordered the movie box set. But now I have fuck all to do and I'm just lying here feeling really, really shit and really sorry for myself. I guess I have tomorrow to look forward to, with its fresh installments of antique related programmes. There really are a lot.. Bargain hunt, Cash in the attic, Flog it, Dickinson's real deal, Put your money where your mouth is, trash to cash and antiques roadshow. I'm pretty certain that by the end of this illness I'll be able to quit my job and make millions in the antiques trade. In other news.. Bellatrix bit me today, little bitch.

When did I become so dull?

And I just realised... tomorrow is a Saturday... no glorious antique related TV...I might aswell just hang myself now.

oh and also... RIP John Hughes (no relation), i grew up on your movies. Home Alone 2 still remains the film I have seen more than any other.

New ambition for tommorrow: find Home Alone boxset, watch Home alone box set... I now have a reason to live again.

As it turns out, I probably have swine flu

Feeling like death. Damn those swines...

So I finally uploaded this little gem..

It's from a few weekends back when I was in London. Let me set the scene for you...
Me, Ashley, Billy and Josh had just come out of a club in Bethnal Green (that had showers in the toilet.. weirdly)..Ash had pushed me the full length of Hackney road in a cage that newsagents use to put newspapers in...And all through this journey I had been 'singing' the acoustic version of lady gaga's poker face...So, we pull up outside the joiners with me still in the cage like some form of beast... And this is what happens...
It's a little WTF?!

Ashley, i hope this was worth the wait

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