Sunday 31 January 2010

Celebrity dreams

Over the past few months I have been having bizarre dreams involving an array of celebrity love interests. I'm not complaining.. My unconscious mind conjures up some right treats. Here's a rundown of some of the men of my dreams.. lol.

Daniel Radcliffe.

This dream was really weird, and I also found out that I'm a bit of a goldigga. Basically in the dream Daniel Radcliffe had just moved to the town where I live to 'get away from it all' and he got a house near the local park, (which by the way I drove past the other day and it is a very small house for someone of his wealth). Me being the goldigging bitch that I am decided to take up jogging to try and get his attention.. yes that's right.. jogging. Anyway I figured that if i went for a jog around the park twice a day he would see me and want to marry me, then I could get his money. I think my alarm went off and I didn't get to see how this would of all worked out for me.

Puck off of glee

This dream was from last night, my memory of it is a little sketchy because I was really drunk. But from what I can remember I met him at a fairground. Then there are a few gaps I forget. But his mohawk was a lot longer and i was giving him blonde highlights, which would look absolutely shocking really. Then there's more black out and at some point we were at a garden centre. Why the fuck was this dream not more erotically charged??

Russell Howard

I can't figure out if this was just my sub conscious telling me to stop watching Dave before bedtime or if I do actually find him attractive. It's all so confusing. Well anyway in the dream I was his girlfriend.. and from what I can remember he was a pretty lovely boyfriend to have around. The one thing that I can remember vividly from this dream was me telling him he needs to stop wearing stupid bright coloured t-shirts with jeans, and was very intent on getting him to wear a shirt. Even in my awake state I feel like this makes a lot of sense. Sleep-stylin'.

That really nice guy off of 90210

Again details are sketchy.. but this guy was my boyfriend and we were at some kind of music festival. He's really hot so I quite enjoyed this one.

Jonah Hill

This was a sex dream. I think it must be the Jew fro. I won't say anything more about this one...

Wednesday 13 January 2010

hair update




me and ash are now 'ferox in motion' twins.

Tuesday 12 January 2010

Friday 8 January 2010

couture glove maxx out



A review by Mr Billy Cunningham

"i feel its the closest any of us has come to sort sort of messed up child birth ,,, if the baby in question was an absolute avant garde pvc maxout".


Can't wait for these badboys to arrive in the post.. They may have to make an apperance on Shauns birthday in birmingham next weekend.

glee

I spent the majority of this week watching this show online. It's pretty much a treat for all 5 senses.









I look forward to ruining the plot for everyone when they start watching it on E4 on Monday.

Monday 4 January 2010

hair update



Excuse the eyes, I'm facing technical difficulties with my sinuses that make me look like I've been in a fucking fight.