New years resolution, a few added extras.

21. To pay off my fucking topshop card and stop shopping there. I'm fed up with owing them over £400. How i got accepted in the first place was a miracle.. now I can't quite shake off the dirty feeling that I am Phillip Green's bitch.



22. To own this wig, it's an absolute ferox. Infact just to get wiggy with it more often.

New years resolutions.

I never stick to them, so i've made realistic ones this year.

1. To become a character on hollyoaks

2. To use the word 'ferox' less, i think in my friendship group we may have milked the fuck out of it.

3. To meet lady gaga and lick her face.

4. To blog more about fashion, and less about hollyoaks and lady gaga.

5. To save up and go on holiday ( to nyc with billy bitch)

6. To grow my hair longer, get extensions and be in playboy.

7. To move back to London (although this will probs be 2011)

8. To become better at photography.

9. To put all the shit floating around my room on ebay.

10. To volenteer to work at a charity shop (dibs on all the good stuff!)

11. To actually meet more straight guys, there are certain things the gays just can't provide.

12. To become a real life hairdresser, not just a trainee.

13. To change my hair colour atleast monthly.

14. To be more creative.

15. Learn how to knit.

16. Become a youtube legend.

17. To get that alice in wonderland tattoo i've been saying for years i'm gonna get (money could be an issue on this)

18. To become a bargain hunt contestant, I would defs win.. but there's no chance they would get me to wear one of those hideous fleeces.

19. To find a replacement for the word 'ferox'.

20. To watch all of the horror films on the video nasties list.

Rupauls festive muff

merry christmas. Nothing says happy birthday jesus like a drag queen pole dancing on a candy cane.

old school to the rule

That's right bitches, i keep my fro in check by using a hood dryer. I also went to the pub earlier with rollers in. Jeez i embarrass people.

Susan Boyle, pop culture icon, inspiration to all.

I'm still catching up on this weekends T.V. I was in London for a 24 hour birthday/festive max out (disposable camera pics to follow, as soon as i find a snappy snaps). Tonight I watched 'I dreamed a dream- the Susan Boyle story'. It was fucking amazing. Her success was compared to Beatlemania, and it was even hinted that she was a cure to recession blues. The cliche 'living the dream she dreamed about' was repeated about a million times during the show. Piers Morgan presented, there was alot of OTT dramatic (and inspirational) music. It was even declared her story was one of the biggest in history. Calm down Piers.
Susan cried, there were on stage fireworks, Simon Cowell declared that she made him re-evaluate his life. This programme really put things into perspective for me.
Su-Bo.. I salute you. You are officially bigger than Jesus. Tonight was an emotional journey, may her rags to riches story inspire the children.

If I was a man I would deffo be a drag queen.

This is literally the most amazing thing I have ever seen

Champs De la Fontaine

The drink of kings (and (drag) queens)
£3 for 1.5 litres from iceland. Channel your inner Coleen and get drinking!