alternative transport part 2

I told you guys a few blogs back that gay men were my new mode of transport, well here's the predecessor... gay man pushing you in a cage. It clearly is the only way to arrive at the joiners arms, I love you Ashley Smith <3. And i also love you Josh for finally uploading this picture.

Gargantuan max-out.

I've been meaning to write this blog for a few days now, but i literally couldn't turn my attention away from watching the actual video. I am of course talking Lady Gaga bad romance. In this video she rocks 15 of her strongest looks yet, I had to watch it 5 times initially just to take the whole lot in.. and I certainly needed to wipe myself down after seeing the Mcqueen look. Here's a breakdown of the video..
1.The picture above ^^ Razor blade glasses? OOOh if looks could kill.. these are fucking fierce.

2. This kinda reminds me of that video years ago for some alcho-pop.. can't remember what it was called, but it involved a thing called the judderman. That and a cross between a birthday party drawn by Tim Burton.
3. These eyes are fucking terrifying, but equally as amazing. I've been trying to work out if they did it by drawing her eyes on her eyelids. Maybe?
4. What the fuck is with her spine? Skinny as.. hot!
5. Just plain beautiful, far from the long horse face of the just dance days.
6. I hope that's a fake burberry mac from donny market.
7. Alien meets eating disorder = amazing.
8. I would literally murder someone for a pair of these shoes. Gash troth material.
9. Drenched in diamonds.. what a fucking diva. <3
10. When she wore this on Saturday night live i fell in love with it, in her underwear she looks like a saucy solar system.
11. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
12. THEN ON THE CLOSE UP I CAME EVEN MORE.
13. If this is real fur i kinda disapprove, but there's no doubting it looks stunning. I'm just waiting for the peta backlash.
14. Hooker, amazing.
15. Fire ejaculating boobs, charred human remains, and couture shoes.. Is there anything this scene was lacking?

Words can't explain how much I love gaga, even more than I love holyoaks. When just dance came out i thought she was a bit of a wannabee. It really took until I saw the Glastonbury footage that my love truly developed now I can't get enough of her. Gay for gaga? hell yeah!

only 360 days untill next halloween

I'd better start planning my outfit.. Here's what I got so far idea wise...

PAPPED. A HISTORY

It started with this picture. It was completely unposed, it screamed 'this is not a photo op.'

Lat halloween. Cigarettes and alcohol.

Billy's birthday. Selfridges bag in hand, classy.

NYE.

Carina wanted in on the pap.

Papped at the flat, shoreditch life.

Friday night pap, complete with spooky lighting.

Celeb pap maxx out.

IT ENDED WITH A LAMP

AND THE WINNER OF MY FAV PHOTO OF THE WEEKEND

POSSIBLY MY MOST FAVORITE PHOTO OF ALL TIME....

THEN THERE WAS SATURDAY

FIRST AND FOREMOST I'M GONNA START ON A NEGATIVE NOTE.. SOME MUTHAFUCKER AT TOUCHARD STOLE A FULL BOTTLE OF 20/20 FROM ME AND DIDN'T FESS UP... I DO KNOW WHO YOU ARE YOU... YOU STUPID SKANKS.
MOVING ON....ALTHOUGH THE VENUE WAS MORE NORTHERN WEDDING THAN WAREHOUSE RAVE IT WAS HELLA FUN. THERE WERE A LOT OF STRONG LOOKS, I'M STEALING OTHERS PICTURES HERE BECAUSE I AM YET TO GET MINE DEVELOPED.. STAY TUNED KIDS.
BILLY'S LOOK WAS SO STRONG IT EVEN HAD ITS OWN FASHION DRAWING TO BACK IT UP.


MY LOOK WAS POSSIBLY ONE OF MY BEST EVER, MY INSPIRATION WAS LADY GAGA BEING POSSESSED BY THE SPIRIT OF ANNA NICOLE, INSIDE A PVC FACTORY. THERE WERE A FEW GASH FLASHES.
CARMEN HAD ERECT NIPPLES ALL NIGHT.
IT WAS SO LOVELY TO HAVE SUZANNE AROUND TO JOIN IN THE FESTIVITIES, SHE CAME AS 80'S FASHION ROADKILL. AMAZING.
JOSH ALWAYS HAS AN AIR OF KIDDY FIDDLER ABOUT HIM, HALLOWEEN WAS CERTAINLY NO EXCEPTION... YOU WOULD DEFFO NOT WANT HIM AT YOUR CHILDS BIRTHDAY PARTY.
BENS OUTFIT WAS NOTHING SHORT OF ARTISTIC GENIUS.
STEPH FASHIONED THIS WIG HERSELF, I'D LIKE TO THINK RUPAUL WOULD BE PROUD OF THIS FETE. SHE KEPT HER FAGS IN IT ALL NIGHT WHICH ADDED TO HER ESSEX CHARM
AND THEN THERE WAS JAMES, THE TRANSGENDER JESUS. PRETTY OFFENSIVE TO CHRISTIANS BUT FUCKING HILARIOUS. IT PROMPTED THE TAGLINE 'HE DIED FOR YOUR SINS AND CAME BACK FOR YOUR ASS.'
I HATE TO BRAG, BUT LOOKING AT SOME OF THE OTHER SAD SAP ATTEMPTS AT HALLOWEEN IN THE QUE, WE WERE DEFFO THE GROUP WITH THE MOST GOING FOR US.

WE MADE AN EPIC DISCOVERY IN MISO

ALOE VERA JUICE, IT CURES A HANGOVER. BUT IT DOES MAKE YOUR CUM THE CONSISTANCY OF JELLY. IT WAS SO GOOD INFACT THAT WE JUST HAD TO GO TO THE CHINESE SUPERMARKET TO STOCK UP.


THE SUPERMARKET ALSO MADE BUBBLE TEA, THIS WAS IN THEORY QUITE EXCITING, BUT IN REALITY VERY SICKLY.

MY FORTUNE WAS SOMEWHAT CORRECT.

THEN THERE WAS CALIGULAR

THERE WAS CONSUMPTION OF CAKES, AND..ONIONS.


THERE WAS ALSO PUBLIC URINATION, AND CHANCE MEETING WITH THE NEW DR WHO (JAMES HYPERVENTILATED BECAUSE HE IS A COMPLETE DR WHO RE-TARDIS).

DEATH FEET

THE SEXY NEW SHOES I BOUGHT HATE FEET AS IT TURNS OUT, BUT ITS OK BECAUSE I HAVE A NEW MODE OF TRANSPORTATION...GAY MEN.

IT STARTED WITH A LAMP.