Tuesday 3 November 2009

THEN THERE WAS SATURDAY

FIRST AND FOREMOST I'M GONNA START ON A NEGATIVE NOTE.. SOME MUTHAFUCKER AT TOUCHARD STOLE A FULL BOTTLE OF 20/20 FROM ME AND DIDN'T FESS UP... I DO KNOW WHO YOU ARE YOU... YOU STUPID SKANKS.
MOVING ON....ALTHOUGH THE VENUE WAS MORE NORTHERN WEDDING THAN WAREHOUSE RAVE IT WAS HELLA FUN. THERE WERE A LOT OF STRONG LOOKS, I'M STEALING OTHERS PICTURES HERE BECAUSE I AM YET TO GET MINE DEVELOPED.. STAY TUNED KIDS.
BILLY'S LOOK WAS SO STRONG IT EVEN HAD ITS OWN FASHION DRAWING TO BACK IT UP.


MY LOOK WAS POSSIBLY ONE OF MY BEST EVER, MY INSPIRATION WAS LADY GAGA BEING POSSESSED BY THE SPIRIT OF ANNA NICOLE, INSIDE A PVC FACTORY. THERE WERE A FEW GASH FLASHES.
CARMEN HAD ERECT NIPPLES ALL NIGHT.
IT WAS SO LOVELY TO HAVE SUZANNE AROUND TO JOIN IN THE FESTIVITIES, SHE CAME AS 80'S FASHION ROADKILL. AMAZING.
JOSH ALWAYS HAS AN AIR OF KIDDY FIDDLER ABOUT HIM, HALLOWEEN WAS CERTAINLY NO EXCEPTION... YOU WOULD DEFFO NOT WANT HIM AT YOUR CHILDS BIRTHDAY PARTY.
BENS OUTFIT WAS NOTHING SHORT OF ARTISTIC GENIUS.
STEPH FASHIONED THIS WIG HERSELF, I'D LIKE TO THINK RUPAUL WOULD BE PROUD OF THIS FETE. SHE KEPT HER FAGS IN IT ALL NIGHT WHICH ADDED TO HER ESSEX CHARM
AND THEN THERE WAS JAMES, THE TRANSGENDER JESUS. PRETTY OFFENSIVE TO CHRISTIANS BUT FUCKING HILARIOUS. IT PROMPTED THE TAGLINE 'HE DIED FOR YOUR SINS AND CAME BACK FOR YOUR ASS.'
I HATE TO BRAG, BUT LOOKING AT SOME OF THE OTHER SAD SAP ATTEMPTS AT HALLOWEEN IN THE QUE, WE WERE DEFFO THE GROUP WITH THE MOST GOING FOR US.

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