Gaga does bath haus, Janet hits KFC

Ok, so I had been getting texts from excited friends all day about this. Then as soon as her performance started i was bombarded with texts/facebook comments all saying things like 'Diva!' 'Ferox' 'Gaga!! <3' 'Fit!' and other such one word remarks. Now you all know my Gaga fascination (obsession) is growing faster by the day so here's my opinion on the whole performance.


Gareth Pugh plus lady gaga equals wet dream.


I'm so glad her request for baby lambs was rejected because this whole bath haus of gaga set up was so much better. (DIVA!!)






On a toilet playing a piano made to look like a sink. You can't make this shit up.


The most surreal interview situation i have ever seen.


I especially enjoyed the bit where she showed Dermot her teeth.

So now, after this visual ferox Janet Jackson has to come on stage. The only way really she could have topped that performance would have been to dance on stage with her brothers rotting corpse. But that didn't happen, instead she just came on looking fat and miming. I felt both sorry and embarrassed for her.



At this point I got a text from Ash saying she needs to lay off the pies and get into the bath. Can't really argue with that.

Ria Hughes, sort your fucking life out.

she's a mess, she's a mess, she's a mess, she's a mess, she's a mess.

knitwear ferox

Seriously, there's nothing my new sweater doesn't have.
Glitter- check
Lace- check
Flowers- check
Fringing- check
Beads- check
Shoulder pads- check
Braiding- check
Taste... well maybe it lacks one thing.

But at £18 it was a fucking steal!

I also witnessed this

It wasn't anything special or original.. she's just an Uffie wannabee.. and uffie isn't even that good.

I can say, "I was there".

Like queen at live aid, Sex pistols at st martins, The beatles performing on that rooftop... I'm pretty sure this gig will go down in history. And that's right, I was there personally to witness it.

Billy Cunningham.

Billy is one of my favorite people. He should be given his own tv programme. One where he has a camera following him around high street stores pointing out how shit stuff is and throwing it on the floor. Mr C, i salute you.

B.C gold:

"I'm so sorry you had to witness that stock" (on topman's new design range)

"I love a good leather tit" (on a dress in topshop)

"The only green you're gonna see in this place is your face. It's gonna be green with envy when you see my hotdog" (on the diner)

"BabyGirl you better believe that New York is gonna have an extra fashion week in 2010 when we touch down with out avant garde ferox outfits" (on our trip to new york next year)

"Executive realness" (on everything in life, pretty much)

"I was kind of shocked by his manic thirst to max out on pepsi" (on josh buying 16 litres of pepsi from somerfield)

"We feroxed on life today"

wardrobe malfunction.

nip slip.
gash flash.
wardrobe malfunction.