Ria's VMA rundown.

Every one's talking about it so I thought I'd get my input up in here. I will do it in the form of the text messages sent whilst watching the show last night.

Sent to josh at 21:02- I hate Madonna

received from josh at 21:02- ha ha i think her 80/early 90's persona is pure epic.
received from josh at 21:02- But then I'm a fag. It's probably conditioned.

Sent to josh 21:04- She's talking about MJ. Both over-rated.

Received from josh at 21:04- Anyone who owns a monkey is amazing.

Sent to josh at 21:05- Seriously YouTube her speech self absorbed nonsense

Received from josh at 21:05- I'll do it when I get home. I hate the gym x

Sent to josh at 21:11- Janet Jackson is pure fierce
Sent to josh at 21:20- Katy Perry is shit. Russell Brand is god.
Sent to josh at 21:25- Oh my god Russell brand just made a lady gaga penis remark. I bet they fuck. I wanna join in if they do.

Sent to ash and josh at 21:29: I'm watching the VMA's the she wolf herself is presenting an award. Men shouldn't fear the she wolf. They should be thankful.

Sent to josh at 21:32- I love this kanye west moment. Amazing. What an enormous douche. If i threw an awards ceremony I would invite him. Are you enjoying this commentary?

Sent to josh at 21:34- JLo looks like a bad tranny.

Received from ash at 21:48- Lol (I won't lie- i expected more of an amazing witty response, shame on you ash.)

Sent to ash at 21:49- I'm still in love with gaga's performance it's the fittest thing ever.

Sent to josh and jade at 22:48 (it was a little boring for an hour)- Gaga just thanked god and the gays in her awards speech. Ledge.

Received from josh at 22:48- I love the commentary. You're better than brand.

Received from jade at 22:49- I love her. Genuine 13 year old I must stalk you and make you know who I am love!

Sent to josh and jade at 22:54- I just perfectly caught her performance on plus one again. It's so perfect i wanna fuck her. I'd be gutted to be pink and have to go on stage after gaga bled her fabulous self over it.

Received from jade at 22:56- Gaga just overshadowed everyone else that has/is going to step onto that stage. She's so outrageous. I love her. Pap wins best cinematography award too!

Sent to jade at 22:58- I hope her and Russell brand fuck. And tape it.

Received from josh at 22:58- Can we please go see her? I think I'd jizz myself to an early death

Sent to josh at 23:01- I'd throth so hard at the gash I'd be seriously dehydrated.

Received from josh at 22:04- Hahaha actually lets go we could rock seriously strong looks.

Sent to josh at 23:06- If she tours I'm there at every date at the front row with a banner saying i love your donkey dick.

I actually think me and jade might make it our hobby to stalk lady gaga. Even though she is really east london 07' I can't help but love her, and her 5 outfit changes. She really reminds me of my friend Kendall.. Who weirdly enough had a wheelchair in her bedroom, and would regularly go out wearing not alot else than pants and fake blood. Coincidence? I think not.