New years resolution, a few added extras.

21. To pay off my fucking topshop card and stop shopping there. I'm fed up with owing them over £400. How i got accepted in the first place was a miracle.. now I can't quite shake off the dirty feeling that I am Phillip Green's bitch.



22. To own this wig, it's an absolute ferox. Infact just to get wiggy with it more often.

New years resolutions.

I never stick to them, so i've made realistic ones this year.

1. To become a character on hollyoaks

2. To use the word 'ferox' less, i think in my friendship group we may have milked the fuck out of it.

3. To meet lady gaga and lick her face.

4. To blog more about fashion, and less about hollyoaks and lady gaga.

5. To save up and go on holiday ( to nyc with billy bitch)

6. To grow my hair longer, get extensions and be in playboy.

7. To move back to London (although this will probs be 2011)

8. To become better at photography.

9. To put all the shit floating around my room on ebay.

10. To volenteer to work at a charity shop (dibs on all the good stuff!)

11. To actually meet more straight guys, there are certain things the gays just can't provide.

12. To become a real life hairdresser, not just a trainee.

13. To change my hair colour atleast monthly.

14. To be more creative.

15. Learn how to knit.

16. Become a youtube legend.

17. To get that alice in wonderland tattoo i've been saying for years i'm gonna get (money could be an issue on this)

18. To become a bargain hunt contestant, I would defs win.. but there's no chance they would get me to wear one of those hideous fleeces.

19. To find a replacement for the word 'ferox'.

20. To watch all of the horror films on the video nasties list.

Rupauls festive muff

merry christmas. Nothing says happy birthday jesus like a drag queen pole dancing on a candy cane.

old school to the rule

That's right bitches, i keep my fro in check by using a hood dryer. I also went to the pub earlier with rollers in. Jeez i embarrass people.

Susan Boyle, pop culture icon, inspiration to all.

I'm still catching up on this weekends T.V. I was in London for a 24 hour birthday/festive max out (disposable camera pics to follow, as soon as i find a snappy snaps). Tonight I watched 'I dreamed a dream- the Susan Boyle story'. It was fucking amazing. Her success was compared to Beatlemania, and it was even hinted that she was a cure to recession blues. The cliche 'living the dream she dreamed about' was repeated about a million times during the show. Piers Morgan presented, there was alot of OTT dramatic (and inspirational) music. It was even declared her story was one of the biggest in history. Calm down Piers.
Susan cried, there were on stage fireworks, Simon Cowell declared that she made him re-evaluate his life. This programme really put things into perspective for me.
Su-Bo.. I salute you. You are officially bigger than Jesus. Tonight was an emotional journey, may her rags to riches story inspire the children.

If I was a man I would deffo be a drag queen.

This is literally the most amazing thing I have ever seen

Champs De la Fontaine

The drink of kings (and (drag) queens)
£3 for 1.5 litres from iceland. Channel your inner Coleen and get drinking!

Also, X factor final tommorrow

Nothing any x-factor final has done before/will do again will top this. Divas!.. I particular find the bit where Alexandra cries all over Beyonce's couture amazing. Jeez I spend too much time on youtube.

I wish I was as fierce as Jenifer Hudson

God bless channel 4 for showing dream girls twice this week.

quiff update

Queen Elizabeth in red leather.

This is just too amazing for words, i am literally speechless. I will write a proper blog soon when I see some video footage/ get over this visual max out.

hepburn, pj's and snoozers

Gaga does bath haus, Janet hits KFC

Ok, so I had been getting texts from excited friends all day about this. Then as soon as her performance started i was bombarded with texts/facebook comments all saying things like 'Diva!' 'Ferox' 'Gaga!! <3' 'Fit!' and other such one word remarks. Now you all know my Gaga fascination (obsession) is growing faster by the day so here's my opinion on the whole performance.


Gareth Pugh plus lady gaga equals wet dream.


I'm so glad her request for baby lambs was rejected because this whole bath haus of gaga set up was so much better. (DIVA!!)






On a toilet playing a piano made to look like a sink. You can't make this shit up.


The most surreal interview situation i have ever seen.


I especially enjoyed the bit where she showed Dermot her teeth.

So now, after this visual ferox Janet Jackson has to come on stage. The only way really she could have topped that performance would have been to dance on stage with her brothers rotting corpse. But that didn't happen, instead she just came on looking fat and miming. I felt both sorry and embarrassed for her.



At this point I got a text from Ash saying she needs to lay off the pies and get into the bath. Can't really argue with that.

Ria Hughes, sort your fucking life out.

she's a mess, she's a mess, she's a mess, she's a mess, she's a mess.

knitwear ferox

Seriously, there's nothing my new sweater doesn't have.
Glitter- check
Lace- check
Flowers- check
Fringing- check
Beads- check
Shoulder pads- check
Braiding- check
Taste... well maybe it lacks one thing.

But at £18 it was a fucking steal!

I also witnessed this

It wasn't anything special or original.. she's just an Uffie wannabee.. and uffie isn't even that good.

I can say, "I was there".

Like queen at live aid, Sex pistols at st martins, The beatles performing on that rooftop... I'm pretty sure this gig will go down in history. And that's right, I was there personally to witness it.

Billy Cunningham.

Billy is one of my favorite people. He should be given his own tv programme. One where he has a camera following him around high street stores pointing out how shit stuff is and throwing it on the floor. Mr C, i salute you.

B.C gold:

"I'm so sorry you had to witness that stock" (on topman's new design range)

"I love a good leather tit" (on a dress in topshop)

"The only green you're gonna see in this place is your face. It's gonna be green with envy when you see my hotdog" (on the diner)

"BabyGirl you better believe that New York is gonna have an extra fashion week in 2010 when we touch down with out avant garde ferox outfits" (on our trip to new york next year)

"Executive realness" (on everything in life, pretty much)

"I was kind of shocked by his manic thirst to max out on pepsi" (on josh buying 16 litres of pepsi from somerfield)

"We feroxed on life today"

wardrobe malfunction.

nip slip.
gash flash.
wardrobe malfunction.

alternative transport part 2

I told you guys a few blogs back that gay men were my new mode of transport, well here's the predecessor... gay man pushing you in a cage. It clearly is the only way to arrive at the joiners arms, I love you Ashley Smith <3. And i also love you Josh for finally uploading this picture.

Gargantuan max-out.

I've been meaning to write this blog for a few days now, but i literally couldn't turn my attention away from watching the actual video. I am of course talking Lady Gaga bad romance. In this video she rocks 15 of her strongest looks yet, I had to watch it 5 times initially just to take the whole lot in.. and I certainly needed to wipe myself down after seeing the Mcqueen look. Here's a breakdown of the video..
1.The picture above ^^ Razor blade glasses? OOOh if looks could kill.. these are fucking fierce.

2. This kinda reminds me of that video years ago for some alcho-pop.. can't remember what it was called, but it involved a thing called the judderman. That and a cross between a birthday party drawn by Tim Burton.
3. These eyes are fucking terrifying, but equally as amazing. I've been trying to work out if they did it by drawing her eyes on her eyelids. Maybe?
4. What the fuck is with her spine? Skinny as.. hot!
5. Just plain beautiful, far from the long horse face of the just dance days.
6. I hope that's a fake burberry mac from donny market.
7. Alien meets eating disorder = amazing.
8. I would literally murder someone for a pair of these shoes. Gash troth material.
9. Drenched in diamonds.. what a fucking diva. <3
10. When she wore this on Saturday night live i fell in love with it, in her underwear she looks like a saucy solar system.
11. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
12. THEN ON THE CLOSE UP I CAME EVEN MORE.
13. If this is real fur i kinda disapprove, but there's no doubting it looks stunning. I'm just waiting for the peta backlash.
14. Hooker, amazing.
15. Fire ejaculating boobs, charred human remains, and couture shoes.. Is there anything this scene was lacking?

Words can't explain how much I love gaga, even more than I love holyoaks. When just dance came out i thought she was a bit of a wannabee. It really took until I saw the Glastonbury footage that my love truly developed now I can't get enough of her. Gay for gaga? hell yeah!

only 360 days untill next halloween

I'd better start planning my outfit.. Here's what I got so far idea wise...

PAPPED. A HISTORY

It started with this picture. It was completely unposed, it screamed 'this is not a photo op.'

Lat halloween. Cigarettes and alcohol.

Billy's birthday. Selfridges bag in hand, classy.

NYE.

Carina wanted in on the pap.

Papped at the flat, shoreditch life.

Friday night pap, complete with spooky lighting.

Celeb pap maxx out.